Who wears a wallet chain?!
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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