I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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