it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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