We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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