The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
did i just pee glitter
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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