ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
She even gives head with a lisp.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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