I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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