are you so shy because you have an std?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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