Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
