just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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