I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
