were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
The ass gains better be worth it
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