Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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