What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize