Sponge bath it is.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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