I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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