Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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