Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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