I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Boobs are out for the taking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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