I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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