We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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