Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
there is glitter all over my balls
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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