Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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