dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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