I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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