sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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