Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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