i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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