He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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