If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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