great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize
