you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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