he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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