My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
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I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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