her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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