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Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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