I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
one two three fourrrrnication!
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
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Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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