The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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