I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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