He had one of those small greek statue penises
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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