if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I know her cup size but not her name....
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