i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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