I wish I could punch you in the face.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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