How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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