big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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