its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I will be naked everywhere
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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