You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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