they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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