Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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