i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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