So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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