He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
party gras won. party gras always wins.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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