no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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