whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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